THE MOSTLY UNFABULOUS SOCIAL LIFE OF ETHAN GREEN...

Perhaps YOU HAVE GROWN CONFUSED BY OUR MEANDERING TALE OF ETHAN'S INVOLVEMENT WITH ETIENNE...

YEA, WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?

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HE WAS ALSO ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO hover AT THE E&GE OF THE ROOM WHEN YOU ARE TRYING TO WATCH TV,WHILE NEVER ACTUALLY SITTING DOWN.

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By Eric ORner.

TO RECAP: WHEN HIS MONTRÉAL AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT HE TOLD US: ETIENNE, IT TURNS OUT,WAS PRETTY BISTRO CLOSED FOR REMODELING MUCH OF A FULL SERVICE JACKASS ETIENNE TOOK THE OPPORTUNITY TO SPEND A FEW WEEKS WITH OUR HERO...

IN CARTOON-TIME, ALL THIS MALEVOLENCE HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR QUITE A WHILE. IN THE TIME THAT YOU & I UNDERSTAND, ETIENNE'S BEEN ETHAN'S HOUSEGUEST FOR ABOUT 32 DAYS.

MISTER GREENP YEAH! FEDERAL MOUNTED POLICE CALLING LOOK BUCK I'VE GOT PASTA BOILING.I DON'T HAVE TIME TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR MOUNTY FANTASY.

WE'VE REASON TO SUSPECT THAT YOU KNOW THE WHEREABOUTS OF Etienne,WHO IS WANTED IN CON NECTION WITH THE TRAFFICKING OF CRYSTAL METHYLAMPHETAMINE THIS ISN'T BUCKY, IS IT P... SPECIAL AGENT MACKENZIE... GULP

WHEN LAST WE CHECKED, HE WAS GETTING IT ON WITH TODD, ETHAN'S ANTI-SISTER, IN THE GYM'S SAUNA.

I'M HUNGRY.

TRY EMPLOYMENT IT CAN BE QUITE FALLING...

THIS LAST INSULT BEING TOO UNSAVORY TO CONTEMPLATE, YOU RESOLVE TO TELL HIM TO LEAVE THE MINUTE HE RETURNS WHICH IS JUST WHAT YOU PLANNED ON DOING WHEN THE PROVINCIAL AUTHOR -İTİES RANG YOUR BELL...

THAT'S

NOT CATSUR

IT'S BLOOD.

Check out the December 22 issue of the Gay People's Chronicle for an exclusive interview with Alison Bechdel, author of Dykes to Watch Out For!!

Happy Birthday to

THE ALYSON MARLENE DIETRICH

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Lingay and lesbian

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Dec. 10, 1924: In Illinois, Henry Gerber incorporates the Society for Human Rights, America's first known gay group. Gerber had lived in Germany and was inspired by the gay movement there. But Chicago was another matter. Gerber and other officers were promptly arrested; Gerber lost his job; | and the Society soon disbanded.

(Dec. 27, 1901-May 6, 1992) Dietrich, the most persuasive vamp of her era, seduced both men and women effortlessly. She once offered to wash Mae West's hair but West declined because "I knew which hair she wanted to wash."

Football player David Kopay came out Dec. 11, 1975. A few years later, ballplayer Glenn Burke followed Kopay's footsteps. But it would be a long time before any other major league athletes came out.

ritish law for many years outlawed gay male sex,

A but ignored lesbian sex,

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apparently on the theory that sex requires a penis. This explanation is less tongue-in-cheek than it may sound: In one of the few cases that a lesbian faced legal prosecution, she had been wearing a strap-on dildo.

Sources: Gay American History, by Jonathan Katz; Willhoite's Hollywood, by Michael Willhoite; The David Kopay Story, by David Kopay; and The Alyson Almanac.

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